Thursday, July 09, 2009

Lyrics to "Business Time" by Flight of the Conchords

Original TV show (funniest) version

Ahh yeah, girl tonight we're gonna make love,
You know how I know?
Because it's Wednesday,
And Wednesday night is the night we usually make love,
Tuesday night is the night we usually go to your mothers place and I teach her how to use the video machine again,
But Wednesday night is the night that we're making love
When everything is just right,
You're not too tired from your after work social netball team practice,
There's nothing good on TV,
Umm conditions are perfect for making love,

You turn to me and say something sexy like
"I might go to bed I've got work in the morning"
I know what you're trying to say baby
Your trying to say, ahh yeah, its business time

It's business
It's business time
I know what you're trying to say,
You're trying to say it's time for business,
Its business time, ohh
Its business
It's business time
Ahhh ahhh yeaah

Next thing you know we're in the bathroom brushing our teeth
That's all part of it,
That's foreplay,
Foreplay is very important in love making,
Then you go sort out the recycling which isn't part of the foreplay,
But it's still very important,

Next thing you know we're in the bedroom,
you're wearing that same old ugly baggy t-shirt with the stain on it that your got from that team building exercise that you did for your old work several years ago,
Team building exercise 99,

I take off my clothes,
But I trip over my jeans because I'm still wearing my shoes
But it's ok because I turn it all into a sexy dance

Next thing you know I'm wearing absolutely nothing,
Except for my socks,
And you know when I'm down to just my socks what time it is,
It's business time,

It's business
It's business time
You know when I'm down to my socks,
It's time for business,
That why there called business socks ohh
Its business
It's business time
ooh ahh yeaah yeaah

Making love
Making love for
Making love for two
Making love for two minutes

When it's with me you only need two minutes girl because I'm so intense
2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven, ummm

You turn to me and say something sexy like
"Is that it?"
I know what you're trying to say girl,
You're tiring to say,
Ahh yeah that's it!
And you tell me you want some more,
Well ah,
I'm not surprised,
But I am quite sleepy, ummm

It's business
It's business time
Business hours are over, baby
It's business
It's business time

Link to TV show version on YouTube